#Thrres that

[oatsynalliums]

MR KITTY SAVE ME PLEASE I BEG YOU

[jestroer]

TCG IS SO FUCKING BACK BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[redrrrre]

I MISS THEM SO MUCH

(CLICK ON IT I PROMISE ITS NOT BLUERY)

[im-thirst-trapped]

I have four ways I want to fuck people

1.) I'm thrusting into you so desperately youd think I'm about to die of I don't fill you with cum right now

2.) I'm playing on my phone while I jerk you off/finger you

3.) We're pressed so close together going so slowly we feel every twitch and pulse breathing together and making such beautiful noises

4.) I'm tied up, blinded, gagged, and trying to moan out your name while you give me just enough to keep me on edge for hours

[tanjir0se]

It’s so bizarre to be watching anime and see a fully adult character who acts as a mentor, older brother figure, or even father figure to our protags only to find out they’re like 22??

Sensei should have been at the club 😔

[kheprriverse]

Me: I don’t think I’m gonna make Baljin canon.

Also me: wellllllllll…

- draws canon events with baljin included -

[jmiehyter]

okay so that was some of the gayest shit i've ever seen

[coffee4harper]

I'm not the only one who sees it, right??

[heckinwacky]

they played sharpest lives and disenchanted

[spitinsideme]

coffie or tea??? or just water???

thr only tea i like is peach iced tea, and thats IT !!! i am a very big fan of fruity drinks ... i love water 5hough i guzzle that shit doen so fast ecerday i drink over 2l of watrr because i have a fear of getting kidney stones but aoso because water is so good it honestly tastes like some fucking food critic from some fancy restaurnst would review food with some sort oflike "crisp texture .. the coldness of the water went down my esophagus abd entered my throat, and among the many things i have had ib my throat water is by far the most heavnely experience i have ever had. the colour of the water was so clesr i couks see the besuty within me when i stared at it, the waterallowling me to reach my innerself and teue desires .. " so yes water fucks so hard i love it but between coffee and tea ? absolutely tea i fucjing HATE coffee because fiest of all it makes me tired and that is aftually so annoying and uts extemely bitter ?? i can out in like severaul lotres of milk and a shitload of sugar and all id be able to taste is the bitterness of coffe FUCK coffee EXCEOT this one frappe i get at costa thats called a belgium choclate brownie frappe that is so good love that !!!!

basixally, betw3en coff3e and tea, i choose tea but ONLy fruity iced teas and my favrouite is peach iced tea, but otherwis3 water takes the win od fuck that shit ib an instant if ir wss a person

[firstmatedville]

hospitality and catering is such an immigrant populated industry (< completely neutral statement) that many people I work with Don't Believe Me when they ask where I'm from and I'm just like. basically just london for the past like 4 generations (< knows this bc I got autistic abt family trees when I was 12). I don't think this is helped by a) irish first name and b) habit of picking up other people's talking rhythms so cadence is deeply influenced by American spouse, northern best friend, Lithuanian best friend, and the amount of eastern europeans I've worked with. I've heard ppl say that unintentional accent theft can be an autism thing too which makes sense bc both my brothers are YouTuber American and autism posterchildren (< may just be the fault of said YouTubers). No point to this post I just found it rlly funny the other day when new Romanian coworker asked me how to say thank you in my language the other day and I was like "just. thank you?". long ramble Over I am sick and dying bc my ear surgery got infected and the antibiotics are making me sleepy thanks for asking 👍

[sassylegshayne]

support your local caffeine dealer: chapter two

I hope y'all know that when I said slow burn I meant it. here's part two, aka, meeting friends, lots of blushing and cute/awkward feelings. 1.2k words!

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Shayne looked forward to his busy schedule for the day, knowing he'd have less time to spend dwelling on his thoughts filled with you.

Things didn't exactly pan out that way, though. Each time the man took a sip from his cup, he felt a small pull of a smile at his lips. As he wrapped up on another shoot, heading back toward his desk, Damien shot him a text, asking about lunch plans.

He knew where he wanted to go for lunch but.. would it seem weird? No, he'll be fine, your shifts probably over by now, itll be a completely normal lunch.

He couldn't stop himself from hoping you'd still be there, but also dreading it because it probably didn't look too good for Shayne; suddenly going from visiting the shop every few days, to twice in one day... all for one reason.

Damien's voice carries on as the two round the street corner, Shayne peering a bit through the window and, yes.

There you were. And there came another smile this stranger brought him.

The bell jingling as the pair enter the small shop breaks Shayne's trance. It seemed relatively quiet for a weekday afternoon, though Shayne hadn't really been around this time before.

Damien asks Shayne about a couple of the menu items before the line shuffles forward, allowing your eyes to fall upon the pair.

Did your smile just get a bit brighter?

You and Shayne had the same thoughts on your minds as you tilt your head a bit.

"You do come here often, Shayne," you quip, chuckling a bit as he feels a laugh bubbling in his chest as his cheeks grow pink. Damien chuckles, looking to his friend with his brows raised.

"Wow, dude, I can't believe you might be the worst regular they have."

Shayne rolls his eyes, barely holding in a laugh he knew would be far too loud for a place like this. After a few seconds, he raises his hands in surrender.

"it's a cute little place, okay? very cozy, very warm." Shayne drawls out with laughter before calming himself again.

Damien says a few apologies on behalf of Shayne to you across the counter. You shake your head, still laughing at the duo.

Shayne spaces out a bit whilst his friend orders, his mind racing. He couldn't tell how he felt, if you thought it was funny, or maybe youthought it was ridiculous. He feels a nudge at his side, his eyes meeting yours almost made Shayne melt yet again.

"Sorry, I'll have whatever you made for me early, that was great.." He smiles a bit at you, the butterflies returning to his stomach. You nod, feeling your cheeks grow warm as you look down to ring it in.

"Do you wanna get some food?"

Shayne shrugged, chuckling a bit. "Surprise me."

You nod, ringing the two up before they find a seat.

Damien looks to Shayne with a poorly hidden smirk and his brows raised.

"Wanna talk about that, bud?"

Shayne raised his brows back, knowing his cheeks were still a bit pink, and the laughter he was holding back only made it worse.

"Talk about what, Dames?"

By some devine intervention, you approach the table with their drinks. You greet them, a warm smile across your lips. Shayne shifted in his seat a bit as Damien grinned up at you, the both offering thanks before you left.

"Spill it, there's something going on with you and her. Maybe not yet, but somethings brewing." Damien finished with a wink, prideful with his pun.

Shayne sat back a bit, relaxing into his seat as he took a sip, reminiscing on the flavor a bit before answering.

"There's actually nothing going on, seriously. We just met this morning, I asked her to give me whatever she liked because I was bored, and I really liked the drink." Shayne shrugs, quickly looking to his cup as he takes another sip.

He couldn't tell if it was worth it to spill to his friend about how he was feeling, maybe Damien had noticed something that Shayne didn't, maybe he thinks you feel the same.

Or maybe this is ridiculous, because, like Shayne said, you two had met this morning, he was feeling very strongly, very quickly, maybe he just had a crush, and it'd be gone in a week. He panicked; he'll give it sometime before he bombards Damien with everything he'd have to say, navigate this on his own for a bit.

You couldn't help it. Stealing glances at the boys table as you greeted and helped other customers.

You rushed through the last few customers as you see their food finish up, moving a bit quickly to grab it.

Since when would you do this for anyone, let alone a stranger?

But when does a stranger become somebody to you? Maybe these few interactions, these few minutes together can be something to you. His blushed cheeks and rosy nose as he holds in a laugh you're dying to here.

"BLT for Damien, and for Shayne.."

You break yourself from you thoughts, sliding the plates on to their tabletop. You look to Shayne, smiling softly as he sits up a bit, matching your smile back.

"Anything else I can get you guys?" You look between the two as you speak.

Damien shakes his head, Shayne mirroring his act. The two give you a small chorus of thanks, making you chuckle a bit.

"You two enjoy, I'm guessing I'll see you around dinnertime, Shayne."

You shoot him a wink as you walk back toward the counter, hearing some laughter behind you.

Damien cackles quickly, caught off guard by your comment, staring at Shayne who seems to be almost permanently blushed with how pink his cheeks were.

"I want you to know right now that I won't be here for dinner, I'm not that bad." Shayne attempts to defend himself through laughter.

"I really think that whatever you claim isn't going on with her, should be going on. I like her."

Shayne rolls his eyes, the boys falling into a different discussion or two as they eat. The two chat a big longer, Damien constantly catching Shayne's attempts to glance in your direction, but choses to keep it to himself. As the two begin to leave, you offer them a small smile and wave as you work, turning your back to them.

"Have a good day, but I won't be here tonight, so no need to wait around."

Shayne smiles brightly, chuckling nervously as he leans against the counter a bit.

"What a shame, I really was hoping to surprise you a third time. I was planning on giving you something gross."

You laugh, watching as Shayne sighs into a laugh, shaking his head softly, his thoughts falling to his job, more specifically Eat lt or Yeet It.

"Then maybe I'll come by for two meals again tomorrow, guaranteed good things."

You offer him a shrug, rocking on your heels.

"Then maybe I'll see you tomorrow, Shayne."

"Maybe I'll see you tomorrow, Y/N."

[srcepiksla]

sketch for a piece im working on

[causalityparadoxes]

Not the bbc trailer being way better than the Disney one lmaoooooooo

[harpoonsnotspoons]

more dentust :(((( kill me please

[teknikolor-walters]

I COULD write my podcast like I promised OR I could see if Benevolent Leader will load up the silly block game